It's so weird to me that most people have at least one thing they could call a romance in their lives. I hear a lot of Baby Boomer age women talk about how when they were in highschool guys were all the time fighting over them, and all I can think is 'how does that even HAPPEN??' The notion of being attractive to boys totally baffles me.
By now I have absolutely no desire to ever have a romance, but it wasn't always like that! Let's take a look at my attempts at flirtation throughout my life.
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Well that may explain a few things.
At least my bears will always love me!
This is Jeeves. I got him in a freebies box at a garage sale. he has magnets in his paws so as to hang from metal fixtures.